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First of all, I love pizza more than anything else in this world. I hate stupid people, even though I know that nothing in life is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.


"亀の甲より年の功
Years know more than books.
Meaning: Experience is more valuable than academic education."




sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)


upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger


paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1)


theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend


  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy


escruciate:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours

(Source: sweatyboob)


"

*Showering*
Not hot enough.

*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

"




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