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First of all, I love pizza more than anything else in this world. I hate stupid people, even though I know that nothing in life is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.


"my study breaks are longer than my actual study time."



"I don’t believe having sex early in the relationship means anything. I think that to teach that, we have to understand each other. And wait for a time when we’ve figured out all our problems and then I want the best round of sex ever."



"Only an idiot can understand how to treat an idiot."



"亀の甲より年の功
Years know more than books.
Meaning: Experience is more valuable than academic education."




sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)


upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger


paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight


theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend


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