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First of all, I love pizza more than anything else in this world. I hate stupid people, even though I know that nothing in life is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend


  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy


escruciate:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours


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*Showering*
Not hot enough.

*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

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kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage


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