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First of all, I love pizza more than anything else in this world. I hate stupid people, even though I know that nothing in life is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.


"I don’t believe having sex early in the relationship means anything. I think that to teach that, we have to understand each other. And wait for a time when we’ve figured out all our problems and then I want the best round of sex ever."



"Only an idiot can understand how to treat an idiot."



"亀の甲より年の功
Years know more than books.
Meaning: Experience is more valuable than academic education."




sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)


upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger


paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1)


theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve


spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend


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